The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone.– Scott Disick (via thisinternalfear)
Well then. I take comfort knowing Megan Fox is in the same boat I am.
Me: I'm so tired I could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years